A little bit about me

Written By Emma Craig

  • love life, nature and medical cannabis

  • expert ‘silver lining’ hunter

  • love music, but struggle to name songs/artists

  • 42 years old

  • usually right, unless I am wrong

  • I find it difficult to take ‘stupid rules’ seriously

    -definition of ‘stupid rule’ - a rule that makes no logical sense, and that no one can explain apart from ‘it is just the way it’s always been’

  • love people, I love knowing EVERYTHING about them, especially their ‘Family/Christmas traditions/quirks’

  • love food, really tasty food - would prefer 3 starters than a main and dessert

  • love experiences

  • love staying at home with no bra on

  • love going out, then coming home

  • Love going out with people, or having people come round

  • but also absolutely thrilled when someone cancels - yippee, bra off

  • I invent things most nights. Then my darling husband finds a website showing someone stole my idea five years ago.

  • I do not negotiate, but I am also very good at it when I do

  • I do not cheat on games, but likewise, with certain friends - I am really good at it

  • Also fickle as fuck,

    -if there is room for a giggle, without upsetting anyone

    -something enlightens me, or

    -if I have a brilliant idea

    but until then NOT BUDGING

  • spiritual

  • Nicknamed Duracell Bunny at Uni, named Terrier on the Girl’s Football team, I played twice and got sent off twice, once for kicking people. I had only really ever played football with my older brother. We did kicking

  • Have to have certain things in a certain way

  • Am a Queen of Chaos

  • Forget keys/phone/bag at least ten times a day

  • Never remember birthday cards

  • When a spark is lit, my Chaos becomes Ordered Chaos - there is no limit here, but it will be good, really good.

  • Lots of amazing, I always thought random, obsessions. Turns out they are not all completely random, years later and I it makes sense

  • Lots of beautiful books that feel nice to hold, touch. I do not like ‘dirty’ books (this is generally a book someone else has touched - I alcohol gel my hands a lot if reading a ‘dirty book’

  • Lots of notebooks, all with an amazing project in, usually using 3 pages. Literally a LOT of notebooks

  • Do NOT touch my food

  • I have LOTS of brilliant ideas

  • I am thoroughly enjoying my calm, peaceful and undramatic pace of life right now. Life is good.

Emma Craig
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